We have a new friend come to visit the Hall, meet Charity, a gorgeous grey-eyed wildling from eastern Europe, newly arrived in Yorkshire and happy to throw herself into the messy life here in High Langstonedale.

For her first messing, of course, there needs to be an initiation. And as Charity's arrival coincided with a visit from Fidelity up from the south, who better to introuduce the true joy of receiving custard down her trousers, while letting Charity get her own back in our classic style.

We let Charity select the outfit style for her initiation, and she choose business smart, wearing a black blouse, black suit trousers, black pinstripe suit jacket, but in nod to our traditions, with some rather nice smary shiny black wellies.

Fidelity wears a black shirt, black pinstripe suit skirt, black pinstripe suit waistcoat, black tights, and smart black office chelsea boots.

Clothes filling comes first of course, and Charity soon has a slice of gateaux dropped into the front of her suit trousers, followed by a can of custard. And then she gets to return the favour and Fidelity has custard poured inside her shirt and skirt, before being made to sit in the rest of the gateaux, squelch!

By the end of the scene both girls are utterly drenched in custard and golden syrup, including full messy shampoos and face-pours for both of them.

Charity, welcome to Saturation Hall!