As part of her training to become a fully fledged international adventuress, Modesty needs to master the arts of piracy. So she's accepted the challenge of handling the infamous looted treasure of old Sabrina McWild, a distant relative of the Langstonedales who raided the high seas on the orders of the Crown, several hundred years ago. No-one now knows how the treasure first came to the Hall, but what is known is that anyone who so much as touches a single bead of it generally ends up very messy indeed.

So Modesty, dressed for the occasion in red laced pirate boots, shiny black jumpsuit, broad leather belt, and pirate bandanna, not only touches the treasure, but starts wearing some of the beautiful strings of precious beads, draping them over herself like necklaces. And all too soon, the treasure's magic takes effect, and before she knows what is happening, Modesty finds herself pouring a goblet of custard into the front of her suit! Soon the treasure is forgotten as she gives herself totally to the mess, reducing her outfit and boots to a custard- and rice pudding-drenched wreck.

As well as filling her suit, Modesty sits down in a tray of rice pudding, splatters herself on the bum with a custard pie, pours custard all over her boots, and thoroughly covers her entire outfit in mess. At one point she places the Hall's blue jasperware custard tureen on her lap, fills it with a mix of custard and rice pudding, mixes it thoroughly with her fingers, and then pours the whole lot down her own front and into her lap.

Technicals: This release includes over 500 photos, plus a 21 minute video. As we had music playing when we recorded the scene, the sound has been removed for copyright reasons.

All pirate wenches should be this messy!