Pennine landowner, titled aristocrat, and gunge-maiden par excellence, Lady Jasmine is the owner of, and mistress-before-God of everyone and everything in, Saturation Hall. Head of a household that can trace its history all the way back to 1395 and the reign of King Richard II, and its gunge-obsession to at least the 17th Century, she has a lot to live up to, and does it in spectacular style. Her invitation-only gunge-balls are legendary, and visitors to the ancient house high on the wild moorland of Langstonedale Chase know they've not truly been made welcome unless they've been taken down to the gunge dungeon and given a thorough seeing-to in their best clothes. All hail, Lady J!