This video was a custom for a client who wanted to see one girl in a maid/waitress uniform and another girl in a Japanese "office girl" outfit. Luckily, two of our favourites, Mai and Junko, agreed to dive into this sketch. This was their 2nd time together, and they really had fun with it. (There should be a "Best Actress in a WAM Short" Oscar category.)

Junko is an office worker at the restaurant for lunch, and Mai is the super-busy waitress. Mai rushes past the table a few times before impatient Junko actually grabs her and demands service. Did I mention she's bitchy about it? But that's ok, because poor working-girl Mai isn't gonna just take all that crap.

When pouty princess Junko demands that Mai show her the desserts, Mai shows her the pies--up close. The first pie to Junko's face is great: she plays the prissy bitch right up to the last second as Mai brings the pie toward her face, but in that last second, Junko's eyes widen in a very believable look of "Oh, shit. Seriously?" And then splat! whipped cream all over her face.

Junko's indignant, but that doesn't stop her from getting a blue cream pie in her face, too. And that's followed by a great slapstick bit where Junko stands up and Mai throws a pie at her crotch, splattering it all over her skirt. She is shocked that the waitress would do this, and bends forward to look in disbelief at her ruined skirt. But while she's bent over, Mai slams another pie down on the back of her head, getting cream all over Junko's beautiful, long hair. So Junko straightens up, in shock and a little overwhelmed; and in this state she's easily pushed back into her chair... right on top of another cream pie Mai has placed there! splat! Junko sits down right on top of the pie.

But the waitress doesn't stop there. She gives her customer very generous samples of honey, chocolate syrup and pink gunge--all over her pretty face and long hair. The pink gunge in particular is entertaining as little Mai lifts the heavy bucket over her head and then, with little control, but amazing aim, blasts Junko with a quick, devastating wave of pink goo.

Obviously, Mai's still-immaculate waitress dress and her very pretty, clean face and hair couldn't escape without a little mess. Junko finally gets her wits about her and sits Mai down for a taste of her own medicine. Mai first gets a thick coating of green gunge all over her cute Japanese face. Then she takes a white cream pie, a blue cream pie, a custard pie, and a gunging of chocolate syrup. (She has one of the best "shiny-brown-syrup faces"! She's a natural!)

After that, the girls slip out of character as they continue hitting each other with whipped cream until it runs out. At the end, as a bit of a surreal take on the classic slapstick-pie style, both girls are hit by pies from off-camera as they deliver their final lines.

The scene is shot with three cameras, and the dialogue is in English.