Lady Jasmine wears a long pleated tartan skirt, black leather riding boots, white poloneck jumper, and dark hosiery. Problem: You want to make some batter but don't have a bowl handy.

Solution: Mix the ingredients in your lap! Starting with plain flour, Lady Jasmine slowly covers her smart pleated skirt in more and more mess, raw eggs are added to the flour, then milk is poured into the mix, and the mixture thoroughly churned by hand. Once the right consistency is reached, she places the dough on the chair, adds a few more eggs, and sits in it, to ensure it's well kneeded, before standing again to show off the messy splodge on the back of her skirt.

Satisfied that the mixture is properly made, Lady Jasmine sits down in the mess again, and pies herself in the face with a lovely sponge, custard, and cream pie. She's not entirely happy with the first attempt, so th pie is re-made with fresh custard and she has another go, this time mashing the base as it lands and letting the remains slide down her front and collect in her lap.

Later, tomato soup, ketchup, and custard are added to the mix, including careful ketchup-coverage of Lady Jasmine's lovely white jumper, custard poured inside the jumper, and also carefuly spread over her boots.

Isn't home cooking fun!

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